A guy names Ian Jett supposedly put his six-inch on a foot-long.
He and his alleged pervert-in-crime, Cameron Boggs, got a little ahead of themselves and posted a picture of the act on Instagram.
What the dickens were they thinking?
The phallic photo shoot didn’t stop there.
The two got a rise out of baking penis-shaped bread equipped with, well, equipment.
Boggs also supposedly posted a picture of what he says is his frozen pee in a plastic bottle.
You’ve probably guess that the bread defilers were fired.
Here’s a tip when using a tip: Keep it off the Internet.