Subway employee post picture of penis on bread

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firedCOLUMBUS, OH – A couple of Subway sandwich artists in Columbus, Ohio got a little creative with the meat. Or should we say their meat.

A guy names Ian Jett supposedly put his six-inch on a foot-long.

He and his alleged pervert-in-crime, Cameron Boggs, got a little ahead of themselves and posted a picture of the act on Instagram.

What the dickens were they thinking?

The phallic photo shoot didn’t stop there.

The two got a rise out of baking penis-shaped bread equipped with, well, equipment.

Boggs also supposedly posted a picture of what he says is his frozen pee in a plastic bottle.

You’ve probably guess that the bread defilers were fired.

Here’s a tip when using a tip: Keep it off the Internet.

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