Rockets road to the ring begins tonight!

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rocketsHOUSTON, TX – Alright Houston — on your feet! Our Rockets are back in action and the season starts now!

You know that basketball team that’s the hopes and dreams of our great city; especially now that one time Super Bowl bound Texans have stepped in a pile of bull dung.

And we all know the Dis-Astros suck.

This Rockets liftoff marks the official last chance of real life sports happiness in Houston this year.

How far do we expect the Rockets to go? What will make Houston happy again?

Our bold prediction is with a western conference this loaded just to make it to the playoffs and everything will be fine. Right, Houston?

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