CHUALAR, CA – Crop circles, those mysterious formations that turn up in fields around the world, appeared in a field near Chuala, Calif., near Salinas, Monday morning.
By the afternoon, the story had gone viral, bringing lookie-lous and the news to get a glimpse at what might be signs from another world.
A video taken by some dudes might have caught the crop circle culprit in the act.
The work of a higher form of intelligence? Or, maybe artistically gifted pranksters?
We may never know who, or what, was responsible. The lord of the land declared the whole show to be a nuisance, and as the townsfolk looked on helplessly, he mowed down the field, removing all evidence of what may have been the key to the secrets of the universe.
Or simply a short cut for signing up for Obamacare.