NEW YORK, NY – Sure, Woody Allen may be a brilliant comedian, but some shocking allegations against him are no laughing matter.
His daughter, Dylan Farrow, accuses him of sexually assaulting her as a child. He abused her so routinely, she says, that she thought it was “normal.”
Allen is famous for marrying his girlfriend’s adopted daughter, Soon-Yi, creeping out a lot of people. But if these new allegations are true, they bring creepy to a whole new level.
Of course, Allen is denying everything. His lawyer says Dylan’s mother, Mia Farrow, “implanted” these false memories in her mind.
“Woody took a lie detector test and passed the lie detector test,” Allen’s lawyer, Elkan Abramowitz, said. “Mia did not take a lie detector test.”
Allen’s son, Moses Farrow, is also in his corner, insisting that Allen did not molest his sister.
This war of words is turning into a real he-said, she-said kind of situation. So who’s telling the truth? Sadly, we may never know.