Stephen Colbert auctioning Bill O’Reilly’s stolen goods

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NEW YORK, NY – Feeling hot on this day of love?

Well, if you’re not, Stephen Colbert, you know, of ‘The Colbert Report,’ is selling something that’ll certainly heat things up.

The host has a microwave up for sale on eBay. But, it’s not just any microwave. Colbert says it’s a “lightly used” microwave he stole from Fox News’ Bill O’Reilly’s green room back in 2007.

Right now, bids are closing in on the $100-thousand mark for the piece that’s been on his set for the past seven years. And, written on the posting, he says he’s slapped his John Hancock on the thing and hopes to one day have “papa bear himself” sign it as well.

Now, if the fact that it belongs to two hosts isn’t tickling your fancy, how about this — all proceeds will go toward the Yellow Ribbon Fund – which helps injured service members and their families.

So, there you go. If you’re in the market for a famous, autographed, yet pricey microwave, go on and place a bid. Your food might, just might thank you.

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