Vladimir Putin is now a bachelor

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MOSCOW, RUSSIA – Ladies, get in line. Russia’s chronically shirtless president is on the market.

That’s right, Vladimir Putin and his now ex-wife Lyudmila have finalized their divorce after thirty years of marriage and two kids.

This isn’t huge news — the divorce has been in the works for over a year now and Lyudmila rarely appeared in public with ol’ Vlad.

But if you do start dating the most mysterious man in Russia; don’t be surprised when he spends all his time at the office. He’s been pretty busy lately taking over Crimea and whatnot.

Military forces have swarmed the Ukrainian region of Crimea, which has caused some concern for NATO.

So now Putin can beat his chest and shows how tough his soldiers are. Wonder if he’s on match.com?!

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