Wu-Tang affiliated rapper cuts off his penis, jumps off building

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HOLLYWOOD, CA – You think you’re having a bad day?

A rapper associated with the Wu-Tang Clan is alive after a suicide attempt, but he’s missing something some would say is pretty important.

Andre Johnson, a rapper known as “Christ Bearer” was taken to the hospital after cutting off his Johnson, then leaped from his second floor balcony.

So, what made him do something so crazy? Was he on something? Other rappers who live in his building say no, but others say he was acting pretty erratically after the jump.

What’s the Wu-Tang connection? Johnson has apparently worked with Rza, one of the group’s founding members.

But now they’re trying to sever ties with the rapper. In a statement on their web site, Wu-Tang said Johnson has nothing to do with their “brand.” Well, that’s basically what they said, but with a lot more swearing.

Here’s hoping for a quick recovery for a Tang without his wang.