HOUSTON , TX – Remember that crappy story we told ya about last week? Police trying to track down a man going number-two in people’s yards?
Well, we’re pleased as poo to tell you the pooper has been scooped!
Houston police say he’s a 53-year-old man who doo-doo’d in about eight yards in the Heights.
He was caught on the 2400 block of Fulton taking a whiz in public.
From #2 to #1 the serial pooper was outnumbered by police, arrested and taken in for questioning.
After flushing out all the details, the man came clean about his exploits; the poor guy suffers from mental health issues.
And because of that no charges were filed. He was let go after he promised to do some serious potty training.
Now, if we can just wipe this story from our minds!