Dallas PD tweets arrest of wrong person; expensive bikinis
DALLAS, TX – Whoever said, “If it’s in writing, it can be used against you” should have told the Dallas Police Department. Those genius’ tweeted the arrest of Denver Bronco Aqib Talib under a public intoxication charge. Only one slight problem, it wasn’t him. Police actually arrest his brother, Yaqub Talib instead. Didn’t someone check the guy’s ID. #EpicFailDallasPD
Speaking of flawless tweets, the Dallas Cowboys took the time to read some fascinating fan comments. And they pretty much speak for themselves. Check out mean tweets on DallasCowboys.com. They’re hilarious and true. Thanks for the easy dump boys; you rock…just not on the field.
Sure, she wore an itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow poke-a-dot bikini. But if she wore it in Dallas, she paid an arm and a leg to fit into it. Thanks to a study by MyTime.com Dallas’ dumpy dames are spending more money than most cities around the nation to get bikini ready. Dallas ranks 5th in most expensive bikini preps, costing ladies around $109. Whereas H-Town’s mostly natural beauties fit the bill for around at 90 bucks.
Can we help that our chicks are born with great bikini bods? Do your ladies even need bikinis? There’s no beach in Dallas.
Grab the sunscreen Dallas — you just got burned.