Naked woman on acid found streaking through Arkansas parking lot
FAYETTEVILLE, AR – Dunkin’ balls is a big thing in Fayetteville, AR, home of the University of Arkansas Razorbacks.
Trippin’ balls is a whole ‘nuther game.
Tripping balls is urban slang for being under the influence of some mind altering drug or substance.
Fayetteville cops got a call the other night about a naked woman running through a parking lot.
Running around without shoes may be a normal thing to do in Arkansas, but even folks there frown on being razor bare back in public.
When cops finally caught up with 21-year-old Melissa Valencia, she was screaming and hollering, and, according to reports, tripping balls on acid.
Cops had to wrestle the bare-naked lady to the ground so they could put her leg restraints before slapping the cuffs on her.
That was about the only way they were going to load her on the gurney for the start of her next trip with freaky noises and flashing lights: the trip to the hospital.