Author finds 80 skeletons in Ikea bags

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Woman Finds 80 Skeletons in Ikea Bags

KLÄCKEBERGA, SWEDEN –  Erotic novelist Kicki Karlén, of Sweden, was in the basement of a church doing research for her next nasty-little-novel, but she wasn’t alone.

Karlén stumbled upon the skeletons of 80 people who had been stuffed into Ikea bags. Karlén was devastated, and had quite a bone to pick with the archaeologist who was supposed to have removed the skeletons from the church in 2009. It was at that time when the church was adding wheelchair ramps, but obviously no one ever got around to burying the skeletons.

The good news is  the bag-o-bones may actually end up having a second chance at life, since Karlén says these bones will be a part of her next sexy story. No word on if she’s referring to the entire skeleton, or if she just needs them for a bone.

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