TAMPA, Fl. -– Why do people do what they do, like implanting horns and other objects into their heads?
Or, like Jasmine Tridevil of Florida who decided three is not a crowd when she attached a third breast to her chest
Or did she?
Tridevil, aka Alisha Hessler thinks she’s going to be a reality TV star by showing off her fake boob on the boob tube.
“I figured people would be skeptical, but it's true,” she told a reporter. “I recorded the surgery and it will be on my show.”
But her story may have been busted before it began, thanks to a couple of would-be luggage thieves at Tampa International Airport.
A few weeks ago, airport police recovered her stolen luggage. Inside, they found clothes, high heels, a hairbrush, and three fake boobs.
If she doesn’t get the realty show, she could always try for a movie, something like: The Three-Breasted Woman Meets The Horny Guy. A match made in heaven. Or somewhere.