TOPEKA, Ks. -– Holiday shopping has already started for some people. And for those looking for that “special” gift, it might be found on an adult auction site.
The owner of some dirty book stores in Kansas owes nearly $164,000 in state sales taxes, and he doesn’t want to pay up. So the state went in and took all of his adult novelties and videos.
He got his stuff back, and agreed to let an online auction site move his naughty merchandise.
So, while you’re shopping around for patio furniture, wet/dry vacs, and meat slicers, you can peruse the possibilities at the adult toy auction (must be 18 or older to enter).
That’s right, an adult online auction sanctioned by the great State of Kansas, an opportunity to do your holiday shopping early by scoring everyone’s favorite stocking stuffer: the Fetish Fantasy Series Ultimate Fantasy Kit, or something along those lines.
And it could be yours for half the going price.
Folks living near the auction site’s warehouse can go in and fondle, handle, touch, or just look at the thousands of items before placing bids for your favorite holiday gift.
Hey, why should kids get all the neat toys?