NORTH CAROLINA - Here's a story about a modern day "Marijuana Mama", you might say. Jennifer Lynn Patterson, 24, took her four-year-old to visit his daddy, who's locked up in jail. That's when things got mean and green.
Mama Jen allegedly tried to smuggle a bunch of weed inside her little boy's pants. Sounds like quite the classy crew and a really stupid plan. No surprise, the two got caught "green" handed. The poor kid watched mom get arrested on marijuana smuggling charges, and as for dad, he's been charged with possession of marijuana.