LAKE WORTH, FL - Imagine coming home from a gorgeous day at the beach in Florida to find chicken bones and empty beer bottles scattered on your kitchen floor. But the biggest surprise: a complete stranger asleep on the couch.
The Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office says Jacob Miller broke into the Lake Worth home while the family was away. Feeling a bit like Goldilocks, he apparently tried the chicken, the beer and the couch, which was just right -- for a nap.
When deputies arrested Miller, they found he'd also snagged some jewelry that belonged to the family. He allegedly told investigators he needed a place to stay and refused to answer any other questions.
Miller now faces burglary and theft charges, earning him the title of Dumbass of the Day.