Tom Brady’s latest scandal: “Deface-gate”

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NEW YORK, NY - Tom Brady is fighting his four-game suspension for his alleged involvement in the 'Deflate-gate' scandal, but after Wednesday's courtroom sketches were released, the talk suddenly switched from his 'balls' to his face.

The internet went nuts over Jane Rosenberg's sketchy sketches, which turned the dreamboat into a nightmare--on Elm Street, perhaps? That face would make anyone want to scream.

Others said he looks a lot like Lurch from "The Addams Family." Maybe he moonwalked his way onto the 'Thriller' music video. Or, in one meme's case, E.T. stands for 'Extra Terrible.'

If 'Deface-gate' wasn't a big enough blow to poor Tom Brady's ego, rumors are swirling that things at home are getting ugly too!

He and his gorgeous supermodel wife Gisele might be heading for splitsville! Say it ain't so! The handsome couple has been married since 2009 and they have two children (not to mention an iron-clad prenup!) Geez, Tom, the only worse thing that can happen to you at this point is to get traded to the Dallas Cowboys.

Just kidding, Tom.