Matt Damon is not really stuck on Mars

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HOUSTON, TX - What is it with Matt Damon that makes everyone want to rescue the dude? It doesn`t matter if he`s an army private in World War II or stuck on a red planet.

Some dummy is going to think he`s really in danger and set up a GoFundMe account to raise $99 million to save the award-winning actor.

First and foremost, the movie is not real, it`s not based on a true story like many folks in the Twitter verse seem to believe. Matt Damon is not stuck on Mars.

It`s movie magic people, come on!!!