DIAYARBAKIR, TURKEY – In an ISIS terror cell . . . in a country far, far away . . . comes word that rebel forces have teamed up with the Dark Lord of the Sith.
That’s right, Darth Vader apparently has joined ISIS.
Diyarbakir,Turkey, is half a world away, and that’s where government special police forces raided an ISIS hide-out, killing seven suspected terrorists and arresting 15 others.
Among the usual weapons, like swords, and guns, and thing that go boom in the night, police found a stash of Darth Vader masks.
The terrorists apparently use masks like these to protect their faces from shrapnel.
And keeping with the Star Wars theme, the empire struck back in Ukraine recently, busting some kooky wookie dressed in a Chewbacca get up for violating several laws, including the one that prohibits campaigning on election day.
In case you’re wondering, he was backing Darth Vader who was running for mayor.
Vader is big in Ukraine. Officials recently replaced a statue of Vladimir Lenin with one of Darth Vader.
Clearly, the farce is strong in them.