Senate women rule at post-blizzard session

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WASHINGTON, D.C. - When the sun rose over D.C. Tuesday morning, everyone who lives inside the Beltway took one look outside and said, 'Not today!' Well, almost everyone. It was back to business at the Senate, but it was anything but business as usual.

"We came in this morning, looked around and said, 'something is different,'" said Sen. Lisa Murkowski, (R-Alaska).

Republican Senator Lisa Murkowski couldn't help but point out that the only people who showed up to work...were women!

"The presiding officer is female. All of our parliamentarians are female. Our floor managers are female. All of our pages are female."

Clearly, a little blizzard never bothered a lady from Alaska!

"I spent a good portion of my weekend shoveling."

Did you hear that, boys? She shoveled snow all weekend! What were y'all up to? For that answer, we go to PornHub.

The adult website made a neat graph that illustrates how many in Washington D.C. found it way too hard to do anything over the weekend but eh, "keep themselves warm" in front of their computer screens. Porn-watchin' spiked over 20% in D.C.


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