Monkey gets drunk on rum, chases bar patrons with a knife

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Monkeys are more like people than some people would like to think. Some of them like to smoke and drink.

A bar staff in Patos, Brazil, learned that hard-likker lesson the hard way when a monkey walked in a bar and started draining glasses of left over rum.

Somehow, it got a hold of knife.

Maybe he brought it with him. Maybe it was sitting on a table. Doesn’t matter, because he picked it up and started going after the patrons.

He ended up on the roof stabbing the shingles.

Too bad they didn’t give him a roofie at this shingles bar.