Monkey gets drunk on rum, chases bar patrons with a knife

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PATOS, BRAZIL – NewsFix reporters make sure no animals are harmed to bring you the very latest in Critter News.

Monkeys are more like people than some people would like to think. Some of them like to smoke and drink.

A bar staff in Patos, Brazil, learned that hard-likker lesson the hard way when a monkey walked in a bar and started draining glasses of left over rum.

Somehow, it got a hold of knife.

Maybe he brought it with him. Maybe it was sitting on a table. Doesn’t matter, because he picked it up and started going after the patrons.

He ended up on the roof stabbing the shingles.

Too bad they didn’t give him a roofie at this shingles bar.


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