FLORIDA - How are you liking this election cycle so far?
"It's like going to the circus," said said Ted Cruz, "You've got acrobats and clowns and dancing bears."
And serial killers?!
Yeah. There's a small group of people in America who believe Texas Senator Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer. Public Policy Polling asked the killer question to 1,000 registered voters in--wait for it--Florida--and believe it or not, 10% think Cruz is a cryptogram-loving mass murderer. Another 28% aren't sure!
Apparently, this insane accusation has been floating around on the internet for some time. $15 will get you a creepy Cruz T-shirt. Hell, "Ted the Zodiac Killer" even has his own Twitter account!
Clearly, Cruz is not a murderer, but the Zodiac Killer has never been caught. Cruz better hope the Zodiac never strikes in the senate, because according to Senator Lindsey Graham, no one would care!
"If you kill Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate and the trial was in the Senate, no body could convict you," joked Graham.