Texans Pick Up A Whiz Of A New QB… And A New Running Back, To Boot!

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HOUSTON - Breaking news! The Houston Texans have a new quarter back!

That's right, the Wizard of Oz is coming to Houston.

Well, at least former Bronco QB Brock Osweiler is.

Okay, well maybe Osweiler's not a wizard, but fans sure hope he can bring some magic to the Texans offense.

So what's the new QB's price-tag?

"The Oz" has reportedly agreed to a massive four-year deal for $72 Million!

What do the fans think about all this?

"Hopefully this is gonna help us out," Osiel Pulido expressed. "And hopefully he's not a fluke."

"I wish we had somebody else, but that's who's out there right now," Frank Segoria remarked. "I think it's just a stop-gap until we get a real quarterback. "

"I think Osweiler's gonna be good for the Texans because he helped the Broncos get to the super bowl last year," Brett Boone reflected. "He wasn't in the super bowl, but he made some good decisions to help them get that far."

Osweiler also has some help on the way.

Former Dolphins running back Lamar Miller has reportedly agreed to join the new Texans QB in the backfield.

Perhaps the two gamers will meet somewhere on the field and take Houston 'over the rainbow' next season.