Porn Expo coming to Houston

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HOUSTON, TX - Conservatives, mind your panties! A porn convention is coming to town next month. TEXXXAS the Expo (yes, that's Texas with triple exes) will take place at the Hilton Houston Southwest along Highway 59. Starting August 17th, it'll go four days... if you can last that long.

We asked the hotel if they had any qualms about booking this event in the same room where they host church functions. Nope, they said. They 'don't discriminate against any legitimate business who wants to use their facilities' and assured us 'nothing illegal will be going on.'

What will be going on? According to the TEXXXAS wesbite, mingling with "tons" of porn stars, including Kendra Sunderland. Horny pornies will know her better as "Library Girl," the former Oregon Sate student who did a live webcam strip tease last year, buffin' her muffin from inside her school's library. She was charged with public indecency, but has since become a huge porn star.

Houston sex shop Adam & Eve is sponsoring the show. "I think Houston is ready for something like this," says shop manager Kelly Stephen, "We're a diverse city, and we're an accepting community." Folks can get tickets at the event for $20 or save $5 and get them in advance at Adam & Eve stores for $15.

Organizers promise no nudity at the show but expect epic after-parties at clubs all around town. And no one under 18 will be admitted (so look for plenty of fake ID's torn up in the parking lot.)

Houston, are we really ready for our own porn con? It looks like the answer's, "yes...Yes!... YES!!!"

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