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  • Sniffing out true love through the scent of a woman (or man)

    NEW YORK – A new dating site says the answer to finding true love is right under your nose. It’s called Smell Dating. It matches you with a person, by their natural smell. You send the company $25, they send you a t-shirt. You wear that shirt for three days, without using deodorant or perfume. After you mail the shirt back, you’ll get back smelly shirts from ten different people. Once you pick your favorite smell, you’ll get that person’s […]

  • Sanders sweeps the west while Repubs ponder guns

    HAWAII –  It was a big day for Bernie Sanders Saturday as he scored victories in the caucus states of Hawaii, Washington and Alaska. “We’re doing better now that we’re out of the South with the African American vote,” said Sen. Bernie Sanders, (D) Presidential Candidate).  “We’re doing extraordinarily well with young people. And we think we do have a path toward victory.” Still, when it comes to delegates, the math favors Hillary Clinton. Across the aisle at the GOP […]

  • Street fight ends in morgue

    AUGUSTA, Ga. – High school girls fighting over a guy turned tragic in Augusta. “When you talk about senseless killings, all murders are bad, but this is the epitome of a senseless homicide,” said Richmond Country Sheriff Richard Roundtree. Neither of the girls were killed, but as they fought, dozens more kids entered the fray, some using bats and pipes, others revving their cars to chase one another. Roundtree says parents were actually dropping their kids off at the fight. […]

  • Another day, another Trumpalooza

    NEW YORK, NY – In New York, arrests are made at the corner of free speech and unlawfulness as a country divided at Donald Trump rallies continues to get heated. In Arizona, much the same with protesters blocking traffic. Now, in his ongoing say-anything campaign, Trump is bashing Mitt Romney’s religious commitment. “I have a lot of friends, and by the way Mitt Romney is not one of them,” said Trump. “I mean did he choke? Did this guy choke? […]

  • Northwest Houston convenience store murder caught on camera

    HOUSTON- Frightening surveillance video from the Raceway convenience store off FM 1960 at Mills Road ends when the intruder shoots and kills the store owner. Police say  a black male with a red cap, entered the Raceway and held the clerk at gun point, demanding money. Instead of complying, the clerk took off to the back of the store office, where the owner, 52-year-old Zia Siddiqui, happened to be doing paper work. The video shows Siddiqui and the clerk trying […]

  • Past political present – all tense

    KANSAS CITY, Mo. – Forty eight years ago violence at the Democratic National Convention would make history during an era of political turbulence. Fort eight hours ago it would do much the same with threats of violence forcing cancellation of a Donald Trump rally and protesters out in full force for the next one. Now Thomas Dimassimo is jailed in Ohio. Police says he`s the stage jumper that gave Trump a scare. Trump says he could`ve taken him though. “I […]

  • One down, one to go as escaped prisoners are rounded up

    ALBUQUERQUE, NM – Police are hunting for 29-year-old Lionel Clah after he jumped out of a prison transport van Wednesday. Clah is serving time for armed robbery and shooting a police officer. Friday night, 32 year old Joseph Cruz, a convicted murderer, was nabbed near Albuquerque after escaping along with Cruz. The friendly killer was happy to tell the media about his ability to escape with no help. Said Cruz, “That’s why I got busted, if I would have had […]

  • Politics as usual: Squabble Sunday comes before Super Tuesday

    HOUSTON – Two days before Super Tuesday comes Squabble Sunday, where the last-minute bickering during a big campaign weekend takes center stage. First to the endorsement of Donald Trump by former Ku Klux Klan grand wizard David Duke. Despite calls from the Anti-Defamation League to disavow support from the white supremacists, Trump did not, instead claiming ignorance. “I don’t know anything about what you’re even talking about with the white supremacy or white supremacists,” said Trump, (R) presidential candidate. Next […]

  • Tragically a rookie police officer dies on her first day at work

    FAIRFAX, Va. – A tragic end to a life and career just beginning. Newly-sworn in and ready for duty, 28-year old Virginia police officer Ashley Guindon was shot and killed on her first day at work. Chief Steve Hudson, Prince William Co. Police Dept. said, “Prince William County Police Department is in very deep mourning over the loss of Officer Ashley Guindon.” Officer Guindon was killed while responding to a domestic dispute. Two other officers were wounded. According to police […]