But what if you had to have some of your man parts removed as part of the deal?
If it still sounds like a plan, then there are some docs in Texas happy to lend a hand, or two.
The Urology Team of Austin, once again, is providing vouchers for men who get their vasectomies there. The voucher is good for doctor`s order of up to two days of sitting on a couch and recovering.
This is the ultimate Dick Chopp job. No, really, that’s the dude’s name. Doctor Richard ‘Dick’ Chopp.
This ‘snip ‘n sit’ package comes to $595, if that’s what you’re willing to do just to sit around and watch guys shoot their balls.
But if college hoops isn’t your game, Dick Chopp offers a similar deal for the Masters golf tournament, another game for guys with balls and bags.