HEIDELBERG, PA – A Pennsylvania teen is accused of hiding a treasure trove of stolen jewelry and drugs, where the sun don’t shine!
It all started when 18-year-old Christopher Scheller allegedly drove drunk and crashed his car. But that was just the beginning of his troubles. Things got a whole lot stranger for Scheller in the end, after the teen was taken to the hospital for non-life threatening injuries and doctors discovered a stash of jewelry and a bag of synthetic marijuana up in his rectum. The buried treasure consisted of 4 bracelets, 4 necklaces and 11 women’s rings, along with a baggie of fake weed and a piece of the pipe to smoke it.
Scheller had allegedly just stolen the jewelry from a nearby home. After the accident, the teen supposedly panicked when he saw the police and planted the bling up his poop-shoot. He faces a slew of charges, including theft, receiving stolen property and a DUI.
Until then, Scheller is biding his time in lock-up, where he can try to put his crime behind him, but that’s how he got into trouble in the first place.