Drunk threesome uncovers national security risk at LaGuardia Airport

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NEW YORK, NY – Stop me if you heard this one.

A New York fisherman, and his buddy walk into a bar. The pair picks up a woman for drinks on their 28-foot fishing boat. Only this boozy boat ride quickly turns into a not so laughing matter.

Around the stroke of midnight the boat starts a rockin’ and the threesome becomes a (clear throat) threesome. Kinky captain, Craig Gallo, leaves the helm and the 1981 vessel crashes into LaGuardia’s runway 22 extension.

The indecent incident rose national security concerns, especially after the port authority just conducted emergency drills at LaGuardia airport last weekend. This love boat should’ve never gotten within the 200 foot restricted waterway around the airport. But port authority police say they’re only allowed to use boats in the day time, even though they saw the vessel on security cameras.

At least half an hour after being spotted the trio was rescued and escaped with minor cuts and bruises.

Captain Gallo was charged with boating under the influence and lost his boating and fishing license.

Guess there’s two morals to this one folks. Law enforcement needs to step up; and try setting the anchor before you lay some pipe.

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