Exotic dancers from Australia stop robbery with their buff bodies

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LAS VEGAS, NV – Everyone knows the rule, “Don’t touch the strippers”. And if those strippers are Australian Male Dancers known as the “Thunder from Down Under”, don’t try to rob them at gunpoint either!

A supposed meth-head, allegedly armed, identified only as “John Doe”, found that out the hard way when he broke into the blokes locker room at the Excalibur Hotel in Las Vegas to steal some of their swag. Well, the boys from down under discovered Doe and decided to flex some muscle. As the beefcakes were about to deliver the burglar a beat down, the meth-head made for his gun and shot at the exotic dancers. Don’t worry ladies, non of the lads were hit.

The Aussies used (according to the group’s website) their, “dynamic dance routines, barely there costumes, state-of-the-art lighting and chiseled abs” to dodge the bullet and pound John Doe into submission. One of the dancers was slightly damaged when the bullet ricocheted off a wall and nicked his precious face. Again, don’t worry ladies, his abs were not hurt.

The battered John Doe is facing a felony attempted murder, armed robbery and a weapon charge. If convicted, he could be looking at state prison, where he might continue to be the receiving end to a group of big, burly guys.

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