TAMPA, Florida — Folks love going to Walmart for the low prices, but 19-year-old Sean Johnson didn’t go for the deals.
Loss prevention at a Walmart in Florida say they saw Sean walking suspiciously down the store aisles, so they kept a close eye on him through their surveillance cameras. What they saw next was something they really weren’t expecting; some major PDA. But the public display of affection wasn’t with a person. Sean reportedly got a stuffed horse from a top shelf, and then walked over to the store’s bed display. Yeah, and you can guess what happened next. When Sean was done, he zipped up and walked out. But management had already called the police and they caught Sean in the parking lot.
Police say Sean admitted what he did and apologized, but despite being remorseful, police still arrested this cowboy and charged him with indecent exposure and criminal mischief.
That’s how this horse humper became our Dumbass of the Day!