JERSEY CITY, N.J. — Who stole naked Trump?
That’s the question puzzling authorities searching for the diabolical thief who lifted this larger-than-life naked Donald Trump statue.
Yes, he was standing atop a warehouse in New Jersey — flashing drivers headed to The Big Apple.
“I was a little taken aback, yeah,” a nearby construction worker confessed.
And now this hardened-foam statue has disappeared from the Jersey City skyline.
Surveillance video captures the possible culprit lurking in the shadows — and then crossing the roof to the statue — where he spent three and half hours before covering the rooftop camera with a bag.
But who could the thief be?
Well, no one knows for sure, but some wonder what would anyone want with a giant naked statue of ‘The Donald?!’
Mana Contemporary is the arts group responsible for the statue and it has another unflattering work of Trump soon to be unveiled. They call the billboard “Trump the Joker!”
Until then, this missing naked Trump has authorities stumped.
And that’s no joke!
