Iran’s Supreme Leader tells Uncle Sam to take a hike

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TEHRAN, IRAN – Iran’s supreme leader, the Ayatollah Khamenei, says ‘Back off, Boogaloo’ when it comes to talking with Uncle Sam about nukes.

Khamenei posted his put-down on his official website, because all world leaders who want to be taken seriously do their chatting online, like giggly teenage girls or really lonely guys.

Khamenei’s post is his first public reaction to face-to-face talks Vice President Biden proposed in Germany.

“We have made it clear at the outset that we would not, that we would be prepared to meet bilaterally with the Iranian leadership. We would not make it a secret,” the Veep said.

Khamenei, though, says talking won’t solve any problems, which may be his way of saying, “You’ve got your nukes and pretty soon we’ll have ours, so suck it up, America!”

Iran continued thumbing its nose at America by releasing this video that it says came from a captured U.S. drone. If true, it means they broke the drone’s secret code, and that’s not necessarily a good thing.


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