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Hide your kids and hide your wives because this story is as perverted as it gets!

#McChicken is trending on social media because some nasty dude decided to video himself having sex with a McChicken sandwich.

Take our word for it and steer clear of the video. But if your curious mind just needs to take a peek, make sure you have a bottle of holy water on site because those eyes are going to need saving.

This guy describes the scene perfectly.

And this kid’s reaction speaks for itself.

The internet is going nuts and the tweets are on point.

Even Seth Rogen’s got something to say.

This man may have gotten it on with some buns, but not the buns anyone was expecting. Please, somebody take this man to church!