Not coming to a Bedroom near You: Pumpkin Spice Condoms

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You know fall is in the air when the infamous “Pumpkin Spice Latte” appears on the Starbucks menu. Complete fall festival in your mouth! And things are about to get festive and spicy in the bedroom.

A picture began making the rounds that teased all the girls out there. Could it be? A pumpkin spice condom to fit their Jack-O-Lantern. Shut Up! Makes me want to grab my North Face and Uggs and nothing else.

But wait, don’t get too excited. It’s a hoax! I know buzz kill. A spokesperson with Durex said, “Durex has heard that people are saying we launched a ‘Pumpkin Spice’ condom. We can’t claim this one, but we do love it when people spice it up in the bedroom.”

Talk about being a pumpkin tease. And here I thought the Great Pumpkin was finally going to come this year. Who is going to tell Charlie Brown?!

Now Durex does have banana, strawberry, orange, and apple-flavored condoms. I know it’s not the same. I’m not looking to make a smoothie, I want a latte.

Sorry Durex but maybe you should take a hint. A woman wants what a woman wants. Fulfill her needs and desires. Or else you run the risk of lawsuits after she dips her partner’s “stir stick” into her latte just to get a taste of fall.

Honestly, though ladies. This may be doing us a huge favor. That might burn like a hot latte. Just trying to perk you up!

And that’s today’s helping of The Online Dish with Maggie.

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