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Talk about ridin’ dirty. Are you looking to “go to town” without actually going anywhere? Take a “ride” inside the “Hook-up Truck”.

Yes, there’s actually a box truck that you can rent out to have sex in.

The idea is the brain child of San Francisco artist Spy Emerson. She’s converted a box delivery truck and converted it into a sex mobile.

On the outside, the vehicle looks like a standard delivery truck. Inside, hidden behind boxes, is a “special chamber” with minimal furniture, mood lighting, temperature control and condoms.

It is going to cost ya to enter the love mobile:

  • $75 for 30 minutes in the parked truck.
  • $2,500 for a 5-hour party rental package including host staff and a cleaning crew.

Honestly, if you’re really that desperate to get it on in a truck, you might as well rent a U-Haul. They’re $19.95 an hour plus mileage. Which you won’t be needing if you’re “ducking” and not trucking.

But if you do chose to use this procreational pop up shop, make sure you’re not parked illegally. You’d hate to be slapped with a parking ticket.

And that’s today’s helping of The Online Dish with Maggie.