A guy in Washington, D.C. needs a wedding date after his last one bailed. So what’s the best way to get one? Why not advertise on Craigslist?!
The unnamed man (who is pretty cute) is looking for someone 21 or older. Who is well-rounded, educated, and can dance.
He gives a list of reasons why you should go with him…
– you only yolo once
– you get to wear a dress
– open bar & food all night
– you get to pop n lock it w me on the dance floor (see pic 2)
– I can fly (see pic 3)
– I tend to ride a lion on top of horse (see pic 4)
More facts about him, he has a degree, a job, is clean, and never been arrested.
He asked all potential dates to send him a selfie, brief resume, and tell him your favorite color.
Honestly, I think I’d be the perfect date. I meet all of the criteria and have a special skill of catching the bouquet.
So call me.
And that’s today’s helping of The Online Dish with Maggie.