Oregon “klepto” kitty has bad “cat” titude

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GLADSTONE, OR – Calling all cars. Calling all cars. Be on the lookout for a purr-loining pussy, a felonious feline that goes by the name of Tigger.

Tigger is from Gladstone, Oregon who, ironically, lives with police sergeant Dave Kempas who posts Tigger’s captures on Facebook.

Tigger likes to rummage around the local high school, but not because he has a hankering for learning.

“He brings home homework from the school,” said Kempas.

Tigger also has a fur-real fetish for My Little Pony ponies, especially Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash.

“Well, they gotta be very unhappy, because we’ve taken their whole toy box.”

Tigger is not the kind of cat who will let signs and fences keep him from his midnight meanderings.

Tigger has unmasked Batman for the purr-fect crime.

And, brought home a Minnie Mouse than once. Sorry about that Mickey.

Tigger also apparently gets a case of the munchies during his late night runs when he sometimes scores some weed.

“You can’t be doing that. I’m the, I’m the cops. You can’t be bringing weed into the house.”

So what do you do with a neighborhood of stolen stuff? Kempas collects it, bags it, and donates it to charity.

It’s just what you do when you’re the owner of a klepto kitty with a real cat-titude.

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