Pastor bans the wearing of bras, panties in church

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NAIROBI, KENYA – Get the “flock” out! That’s the reaction we got when first hearing about allegations a pastor in Kenya has banned women from wearing any underwear in his church. Talk about bearing yourself to God!

According to the Kenyan Daily Post, Reverend Njohi from the Lord’s Propeller Redemption Church in Nairobi, has ordered female parishioners to not only cast away their sins, but to also cast aside their bras and panties as well! Spoken just like a man, a holy-man!

The reason for going commando in church? According to the pastor, undergarments get in the way from feeling closer to God. The Kenyan Daily Post also quotes Reverend Njohi as saying, “That when going to church, people need to be free in body and spirit to receive Christ.”

The pastor also warns of dire consequences for ladies not letting it all hang out in church. Guilt is a great motivator. With that said, the pastor thinks God likes the guys just the way they are. No need to remove anything, fellas, you’re good! So, crazy claims coming from Kenya, but if they’re true, there will be plenty of women crossing themselves in that church. And crossing their legs too!

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