HOUSTON – NewsFix brings you a summary of Tuesday night’s Super Tuesday Primary battle in the form of song (with apologies to Glenn Frey)…
There’s trouble on the streets tonight
You can feel it in your bones
The governor and the doctor
Have been left out all alone.
They knew the deck was loaded
But they didn’t think Trump could kill
Then the primaries exploded
And the blood began to spill. (Super Tuesday wins: Trump 7, Cruz 3, Rubio 1)
So, Donald here’s your ticket
Put that suitcase in your hand
The nomination’s yours
If you do it like you planned.
“I am a unifier. Once we get all of this finished, I’m going to go after one person. That’s Hillary Clinton.”
We’re sorry that you dropped out, Ben
But someone had to lose
It’s the nature of the business
It’s the Primary Blues.
Ted Cruz was big in Texas (Cruz 44%, Trump 27%)
Just like everything that rates
But he only got the Xs
To win two other states (Alaska, Oklahoma).
”But we are the only campaign that has beaten Donald Trump once, twice, three times.”
Marco had a big night
Minnesota was the place
But he took a real drubbing
In every other race (1 of 11).
Hillary Rodham Clinton
Was the picture of victory
Taking seven of eleven
And American Samoa
Far across the sea.
“What a Super Tuesday!”
Bernie Sanders is still running
In spite of all the news
That he’s a losing proposition
That some just can’t refuse
It’s the politics of campaigns
It’s the Primary Blues.
