GRAND ISLAND, NY – Cops aren’t calling it suspicious; but we smell a conspiracy.
Did you ever notice how once someone becomes the world’s oldest person, it’s only a matter of time before they pass away? Talk about the kiss of death! We have seen this happen time and time again.
The latest case is Alustiano Sanchez-Blazquez. He just got the title back in June, but passed away last week in New York at 112-years-old.
May he rest in peace.