Denver fans soothe their Super Bowl sadness by watching porn

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DENVER, CO – Not only did Denver fans take a beating during the Super Bowl, but new stats indicate Broncos fans took a beating after the game also.

According to sex site Pornhub.com, numbers of viewers from the Mile High City spiked right after Denver’s devastating defeat by the Seattle Seahawks. Talk about a hard loss!

At first, the porn giant tracked unsurprisingly low numbers during the big game. Seems like mostly everyone in America was letting the professionals play ball, with numbers showing overall viewership down 32% during the showdown. In the contending cities, Denver saw a negative 51% drop and Seattle saw a negative 61% drop. Not much illegal use of hands going on at all!

But the tide turns at halftime, when Broncos fans started to bail from the game. Moments later, Denver reached it’s climax right after their team’s anticlimactic final score, with a porn increase of 11% in the losing city. Seattle citizens, on the other hand, were too busy partying to play with themselves. Their porn viewership was down 17%.

It will be interesting to see how porn stats during the Sochi Olympics will stack up against these Super Bowl numbers. Will the Winter Games chill the sex sites or send them soaring? And as far as Denver goes, at least the fans waited until after the game to score. The same can’t be said about their team.

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