Famed Belgian Statue Becomes Symbol of Anti-Terror

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Brussels, Belgium - Calling all terrorists!

Belgium has a secret weapon that could wipe you out.

Well, at least make you wipe!

That's right, this secret agent has a license to....well...pee.

His name is "Manneken Pis." Translation: "little man pee."

He's ready. He's willing. And he's able!

The Boy Wonder of Brussels who has captivated tourists for centuries is now giving Belgians a new sense of security.

The little statue that could- and that did- is also a master of disguise, changing his look seamlessly. Finding his way behind enemy lines. And striking fear into the hearts of terrorists everywhere.

The little statue is making a statement to Belgians and to the entire free world.

"If you mess with freedom, you're going to get...well...peed on!"

This kid stands alone protecting the free world and inspiring his countrymen.

"We stand in solidarity with them," President Obama announced.

British Prime Minister David Cameron echoed that sentiment, "We need to stand together."

And the countries that stand together, also pee together.

At least on terrorists.

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