SEOUL, SOUTH KOREA – Secretary of State John Kerry is in Seoul, South Korea, probably the last place an American wants to visit right now.
Kerry is there to talk with South Korean leaders and to show the flag for the 28,000 members of the U.S. military who are keeping all eyes and ears on North Korea’s Li’l Kim and the Beastly Boyz who are threatening to launch a nuclear strike, and new U.S. intelligence that was not supposed to come out says Li’l Kim can do it.
Cong Doug Lamborn (R-CO) quoted from a report that suggests Li’l Kim is close to putting nuclear warheads on his missiles.
Secretary Kerry and other U.S. officials pooh-pooed the National Intelligence Agency assessment, essentially putting the official Uncle Sam nuke to the idea of North Korean nukes.
Kerry said the U.S. and our allies want to work with Li’l Kim, but there ain’t no way North Korea is gonna get any nukes.
The worst-kept secret in the world is that North Korea has set up some missiles. When they launch is anybody’s guess, but the latest word is that Tokyo could be the target if Li’l Kim pushes the button.
Uh, hey, Li’l Kim, one word: Godzilla.