GAINESVILLE, Florida - Some people are really particular when it comes to food, like 44-year-old James E. Irving.
Florida police say James' girlfriend wanted to do something special on the morning of his birthday, so she got up and cooked him a birthday breakfast. She was left with a bad taste after James reportedly stabbed her in the eye because she made him waffles, and he wanted pancakes. She called 911 and James was arrested and charged with a misdemeanor battery charge.
Unfortunately for James, he never got those pancakes either. The next morning in jail, he got a serving of fruit, grits, sausage, bread and butter. That's how we served James up as our Dumbass of the Day!