NEW YORK, NY – This one’s for the babes and the dolls, we’ve waited better part of 55 years for this. Barbie and Ken finally meet for the first time.
Sparks flew, but no hearts melted in the process. Instead, cosmetically enhanced models, 23-year-old Valeria Lukyanova from Ukraine, with her bleached hair, small waist, and mmm…large bust, met the silicone pumped 32-year-old Justin Jedlica at a photo shoot in New York.
The couples claim to fame, looking like real-life Barbie and Ken dolls. This time though, Barbie didn’t hit it off with her chiseled counterpart.
The whole thing was so awkward; you could cut the plastic with a knife. Justin, or Ken, or what ever, said the Barbie look-a-like looked more like a drag queen using only make-up, fake hair and corsets to look good.
Barbie reply, “He overdid his lips, he had more than 90 operations and I only had one.”
Actually Ken just hit the century mark on operations; but who’s counting.
And who really cares if this pseudo couple is ever together. The real Barbie and Ken; that’s the plastic real love is made of.